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November 07, 2017
39 More Things Long-Divorced American Male Lawyers Know.
40. When in Rome, do as many Romans as you can. ~ Hugh Grant, Brit actor
41. Always attribute--especially when you think no one will notice. They do.
42. When they notice, they might call me.
43. Don't let people tell you who you are.
44. The Internet teems with folks telling you what you must do/think/say/write. Get off your knees.
45. Always talk to jurors post-verdict.
46. One juror will always surprise you big time. Learn who that is before you close.
47. Don't communicate in any manner ever with that one female juror who seemed to like you a lot.
48. Women are meaner, more vindictive and more treacherous than men.
49. The dumbest woman is 100 times more complex than the smartest man.
50. Most men are easy to suss. Not much going on with most of them.
51. Rule 36, Fed.R.Civ.P., my friend.
52. Rule 56(d) is misunderstood.
53. Civil RICO is an unintended consequence.
54. Seldom watch television.
55. Dads don't get a pass for merely siring. So what?
56. All moms suffer.
57. Your mom is your best friend.
58. Buenos Aires has the best-looking people on this planet.
59. Lovemaking probably cannot be learned.
60. Love can be learned.
61. There are no lapsed or recovering Catholics. This is not bad.
62. Jewish women rarely have great legs.
63. Japanese woman have the best legs.
64. Jewish women are good lovers.
65. Japanese women are the best helpmates.
66. Hopelessly insane WASP women are the best lovers.
67. Fewer people should become parents or lawyers.
68. Brown shoes go well with grey suits. No one knows why.
69. Your handkerchief should never match your tie.
70. We need to bring suspenders back.
71. Being right is expensive.
72. The Dutch have no use for Italians.
73. Most Italians view Germans as classless.
74. The English diss anyone who is not English. This will not stop.
75. The French are playful.
76. The Irish are playful, but in a different way.
77. Women in Prague are not playful.
78. Underwear? Commando, guys. It's the only way.
Posted by JD Hull at November 7, 2017 11:59 PM
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